From the recording Bottom of the Barrel
Lyrics
Went walkin’ thru your town & I met old Susy Q
Eyes dartin’ around like she can’t found her own damn IQ
So I went to get some clarity on the trails down by the sound
I met your old friend Mary Ann, I shook her hand
& she basically ran
Why all these girls lookin’ at me like a SPCA ad
Why they bow their heads when they’re talkin’ to me
like the done gone killed my cat
Why all these girls sayin’ my name like they know who I am
When I ain’t met not one of them
cause you’re a real popular man
So I popped into your favorite bar
& was served by Ally May
I ordered up a whiskey neat & she told me not to stay
So I went to the house thinkin’ that was strange
& the maid was mopping the floor
I guess we should give her a raise
Cause she can’t fit in that uniform
Why all these girls lookin’ at me like a SPCA ad
Why they bow their heads when they’re talkin’ to me
like the done gone killed my cat
Why all these girls sayin’ my name like they know who I am
When I ain’t met not one of them
cause you’re a real popular man
Why all these doe-eyed girls know who you are
Why they look like I might hit them with my car
With all these friends you’d think one should’ve mentioned
Boy you really shouldn’t be pissin’ where you’re drinkin’
Why all these girls lookin’ at me like a SPCA ad
Why they bow their heads when they’re talkin’ to me
like the done gone killed my cat
Why all these girls sayin’ my name like they know who I am
When I ain’t met not one of them
cause you’re a real popular man